Plano sucks.

2006-05-16 12:55 p.m.

I spent an hour plus trying to find a fucking bank in plano. I drove 23 miles.

Here are the reasons for that:
1) All the streets have the same fucking name

2) half of the streets DO NOT HAVE SIGNS

3) Addresses mean jack shit

4) Signs advertising businesses are basically banned

5) Businesses are required to hide behind fucking trees.

I was looking for a bank that is supposedly 3 miles away... it is easy to find on:
Preston and Preston Park Road, between Plano Parkway and Park, just after Parker.

Sounds confusing huh? try finding it with no fucking street signs. Now try finding it with no signs for businesses either. Howabout we throw in 900000 Gigantic SUVs who cut you off and drive like shit. Ok on top of that you are hungry.

I am very sad that my work moved. I don't even know how to deal with it.

guns

2006-05-05 11:45 a.m.

Everyone is linking to this scary story

That and Yahoo messenger is sometimes retarded

Buying a car in plano

2006-05-03 8:01 a.m.

The typical Plano Rule for buying a car is as follows:
Did you get a raise: Buy a G35
Did you have a kid: Buy an Excallade/Tahoe/Denali
Are you an A-hole: Buy a BMW
Are you a rich A-hole: Buy a BMW X5
Do you have a small penis: Buy an H2
Do you have a small wallet AND a small penis: Buy an H3

Good comercial

2006-05-01 2:16 p.m.

This commercial made me cry a little

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